Thank goodness Owen's cows can't talk


Owen longs to hear a human voice on Christmas Day and end his 38 year rejection string so even Geraldine can’t turn down Christmas lunch #4. Owen’s Christmas tripe may end her attendance at Christmas lunches forever. Later, all is forgotten when Tristan Campbell pops the question….is it time for Mel to go?

In our continuing search for the ultimate British holiday songs, you need look no further than the brothers Davies, Ray and Dave. The Kinks were part of the early days of British invasion bands of the 60’s and even though this is really, really poor video, you can’t beat it for classic Christmas cheer.