Unlike the upcoming ill-conceived release pattern for the “final” installment of the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, we bring you the conclusion to the French and Saunders primer, as it was meant to be, a mere 24-hours after the posting of parts 1 & 2…..and, on the very day it premieres in theaters nationswide. Timing is everything, I might add.

The secret of the Chamberpot is revealed

Why Quidditch is now much easier to understand than cricket

Congratulations. You’re now ready for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part 1 & 2. All I can say is, Jeremy Irons would have been a brilliant Professor Snape.