For those that have commented over time that I should hold back on my thoughts regarding American re-makes of classic British television, you no longer have the ability to say anything…ever. The word from Disney is that they will re-invent the elderly creation of Agatha Christie in to a 30-something hot American detective. As the Telegraph so eloquently points out here, with Miss Marple, age is a fundamental part of her personality. Why not just cast Justin Bieber as Inspector Morse while you’re at it. While this seems more appropriate for an April Fools Day release, sadly, there seems to be some truth to this.